whenwewereclosedourdoors,yousmuggleddrugstoopenmarkets.
whenweembracefreedtrade,youblameusfortakingawayyourjobs.
whenwewerefallingapart,youmarchedinyourtroopsandwantedyour"fairshare".whenwewereputtingthebrokenpeicestogetheragain,"freetibet"youscreamed,"itwasaninvasion!"
(whenwoodrowwilsoncouldntgivebackbirthplaceofconfuciusbacktous,
buthedidboughtaticketforthefaminereliefballforus.)
so,wetriemunism,youhatedusforbeinmunists
whenweembracecapitalism,youhateusforbeingcapitalist.
whenwehaveabillionpeople,yousaidweweredestroyingthepl.
whenwearetriedlimitedournumbers,yousaiditwashumanrightsabuse.
whenwewerepoor,youthinkwearedogs.
whenweloanyoucash,youblameusforyourdebts.
whenwebuildourindustries,youcalleduspolluters.
whenwesellyougoods,youblameusforglobalwarming.
whenwebuyoil,youcalledthatexploitationandgenocide.
whenyoufightforoil,youcalledthatliberation.
whenwewerelostinchaosandrampage,youwantedrulesoflawforus.
whenweupholdlawandorderagainstviolence,youcalledthatviolating
humanrights.
whenweweresilent,yousaidyouwantustohavefreespeech.
whenweweresilentnomore,yousaywewerebrainwashedxenophoics.
whydoyouhateussomuchweasked.
no,"youanswered,"wedonthateyou."
wedonthateyoueither,
butdoyouunderstandus
"ofcoursewedo,"yousaid,
"wehaveafp,cnnandbbcs..."